Tuesday, March 31, 2009

Do not take side effects health products

This little berry has composition of antioxidants and acai berry supplements. Also, it includes the amino acids and essential fat acids to help to improve the quality of products that really soothe to the people who are really interested in taking care of their health. Amazon thunder provides nothing but the pride itself for growing such a great product like acai berry that is good from all direction to the conscious people who are always looking to get some good healthy products. Some newer health focused juice is available in the market and acai berry juice is one of them. These are really good product, indeed.

The people also who live in poor or middle GSM reception areas face these problems and service provider has no idea neither they are going to make some work. The problem is just because people who are using the network in such areas are very less and company can not going to involve for any such investment for towers to provide them proper cell phone signal booster.

Saturday, May 31, 2008

qutub minar kahan hai?

Father: qutub minar kahan hai?
Son: pata nahi.
Father: kabhi ghar se bhi bahar nikla karo.
Son: jamil uncle koun hain?
Father pata nahi.
Son: kabhi ghar pe bhi ruka karo.

Friday, May 9, 2008

dubo dubo k mar sale ko

ants were taking bath and elephant jumped into pool.
ants go out of water. one ant climbed on to the back
of elephant, all ants cried " dubo dubo k mar sale ko".

Saturday, April 19, 2008

LE JA KUTTE

Ek din SARDAR bazaar gaya raste me 1 chor uska CELL le kar bhag gaya,
SARDAR peeche bhaga, fir zor se chillaya LE JA KUTTE ISKA CHARGER TO MERE PASS HAI

Thursday, April 17, 2008

Gotta Love the Irish

Paddy was driving down the street in a sweat because he had an importantmeeting and couldn't find a parking place. Looking up to heaven he said,"Lord take pity on me. If you find me a parking place I will go toMass every Sunday for the rest of me life and give up me Irish Whiskey!" Miraculously, a parking place appeared. Paddy looked up again and said, "Never mind, I found one."

Wednesday, April 16, 2008

Sardarjee baap ban gaye

Sardar ko uska sasur peet raha tha

Why?

His wife delivered a baby.
Doctor sent him sms “mubarak ho aap baap ban gaye”

Sardarjee forwarded the sms to all his friends.

Saturday, April 12, 2008

SHRU TOH AAP HI NEY KIYA THA.

Ek baar santa singh job ke liye interview deny gaya
toh santa sing se pucha gaya ke aap kitni salary chate ho
santa sing ne jawab diya kam se kam 150000 toh honi hi chiye
is per jo interview le reha tha wo bola nhi nhi 500000 se kam toh kya salray loge
aur ek gaddi bhi milney chiye
ek bangla bhi ...................
medical insurance bhi...................
Tv bhi.............
frzeee bhi..................
Itna sun kar Santa Singh beach me bol pede
Arey sir kyon mazak kar rehy ho
toh usney jawab diya ki SHRU TOH AAP HI NEY KIYA THA.