Funny Jokes

Do not take side effects health products

2009-03-31T11:43:00.000-07:00

This little berry has composition of antioxidants and acai berry supplements. Also, it includes the amino acids and essential fat acids to help to improve the quality of products that really soothe to the people who are really interested in taking care of their health. Amazon thunder provides nothing but the pride itself for growing such a great product like acai berry that is good from all direction to the conscious people who are always looking to get some good healthy products. Some newer health focused juice is available in the market and acai berry juice is one of them. These are really good product, indeed.

The people also who live in poor or middle GSM reception areas face these problems and service provider has no idea neither they are going to make some work. The problem is just because people who are using the network in such areas are very less and company can not going to involve for any such investment for towers to provide them proper cell phone signal booster.

qutub minar kahan hai?

2008-05-31T02:12:00.000-07:00

Father: qutub minar kahan hai?
Son: pata nahi.
Father: kabhi ghar se bhi bahar nikla karo.
Son: jamil uncle koun hain?
Father pata nahi.
Son: kabhi ghar pe bhi ruka karo.

dubo dubo k mar sale ko

2008-05-09T03:29:00.000-07:00

ants were taking bath and elephant jumped into pool.
ants go out of water. one ant climbed on to the back
of elephant, all ants cried " dubo dubo k mar sale ko".

LE JA KUTTE

2008-04-19T03:06:00.000-07:00

Ek din SARDAR bazaar gaya raste me 1 chor uska CELL le kar bhag gaya,
SARDAR peeche bhaga, fir zor se chillaya LE JA KUTTE ISKA CHARGER TO MERE PASS HAI

Gotta Love the Irish

2008-04-17T23:37:00.000-07:00

Paddy was driving down the street in a sweat because he had an importantmeeting and couldn't find a parking place. Looking up to heaven he said,"Lord take pity on me. If you find me a parking place I will go toMass every Sunday for the rest of me life and give up me Irish Whiskey!" Miraculously, a parking place appeared. Paddy looked up again and said, "Never mind, I found one."

Sardarjee baap ban gaye

2008-04-16T01:44:00.000-07:00

Sardar ko uska sasur peet raha tha

Why?

His wife delivered a baby.
Doctor sent him sms “mubarak ho aap baap ban gaye”

Sardarjee forwarded the sms to all his friends.

SHRU TOH AAP HI NEY KIYA THA.

2008-04-12T02:13:00.000-07:00

Ek baar santa singh job ke liye interview deny gaya
toh santa sing se pucha gaya ke aap kitni salary chate ho
santa sing ne jawab diya kam se kam 150000 toh honi hi chiye
is per jo interview le reha tha wo bola nhi nhi 500000 se kam toh kya salray loge
aur ek gaddi bhi milney chiye
ek bangla bhi ...................
medical insurance bhi...................
Tv bhi.............
frzeee bhi..................
Itna sun kar Santa Singh beach me bol pede
Arey sir kyon mazak kar rehy ho
toh usney jawab diya ki SHRU TOH AAP HI NEY KIYA THA.

Gareeb Family

2008-04-11T23:45:00.000-07:00

A teacher once asks all students to write an essay on the topic “A Poor Family”. Our gujju got the lowest marks for writing that essay . he was the richest boy in the entire class and his essay goes on as…

GUJJU wrote :

Ek baar ek bahut hee gareeb family thi, husband aur wife dono gareeb they, doo bachey they, woh bhi bahut gareeb they!!!

Ghar ke saare naukar bhi gareeb they, ghar ka maali, driver aur guard bhi bahut gareeb they, ghar ke 4 kuttey bhi gareeb they, 2 din sey chicken nahi khaaya tha, 3 mercedeez car thi,
unki bahut time se servicing nahi hui thi, ghar ka A.C bhi theek nahi chalta tha, ghar mein 1 saal sey paint nahi hua tha family ko holiday ke liye foreign country gaye bhi 6 mahiney ho gaye they, ghar ke 5 mein sey 2 TV to chaltey hee nahi they, all in all, bahut he gareeb family thi!!!!!

Santa

2008-04-11T00:00:00.000-07:00

Santa Ek baar job ke liye application form bher reha tha
application form me ek colom tha ke aap kabhi GIRAFTAAR huye hai
Santa ne likha nhi
application form me agla colom tha KYON
Santa ne likha ke kabhi pakda hi nhi gaya

Dekha tujhe toh

2008-04-10T23:59:00.001-07:00

Dekha tujhe toh rooh khush ho gayi,
Ek kami thi vo bhi puri ho gayi,
Pagal hain vo log jo kehte hain ki,
Chimpanzi ki aakhri nasal kahin kho gayi!!

JAMES BOND AND A TELUGU GUY

2008-04-10T23:41:00.000-07:00

JAMES BOND AND A TELUGU GUY FLY TO NEWYORK IN A FLIGHT. TELUGU GUY TAKES THE INITIATIVE TO CONVERSE WITH BOND.
TELUGU GUY ASKS THE NAME OF BOND
BOND SAYS: BOND! JAMES BOND! JAMES BOND 007!
AND BOND ASKS TELUGU GUY’S NAME.
TELUGU GUY SAYS: PRASAD! VENKATA PRASAD!
VEERA VENKATA PRASAD! SAI VEERA VENKATA PRASAD! SRILAKSHMI SAI VEERA VENKATA PRASAD! VENKATESHWARA SRILAKSHMI SAI VEERA VENKATA PRASAD!
SRINIVASULA VENKATESHWARA SRILAKSHMI SAI VEERA VENKATA PRASAD!
RAMANJANEYULA SRINIVASULA VENKATESHWARA SRILAKSHMI SAI VEERA VENKATA PRASAD!
SITA RAMANJANEYULA SRINIVASULA VENKATESHWARA SRILAKSHMI SAI VEERA VENKATA PRASAD!

सर्किट- ये डोक्टोर

2008-04-08T22:39:00.001-07:00

सर्किट- ये डोक्टोर लोग ओप्रेसन करने से पहले मरीज़ को बेहोस क्यों करते है?
मुन्ना भाई-बोले तो मरीज़ ख़ुद ओपेरसन करना सिख ना ले इसलिए....

mulakat ho na ho

2008-04-08T22:35:00.000-07:00

lamhe ye suhane saath ho na ho.

Kal or aaj jaisi bat ho na ho.

aap ki yad hamesha es dil me rahegi chahe puri umar mulakat ho na ho...........

muskaan hamari kamzori hai

2008-04-08T22:32:00.000-07:00

Tumhari muskaan hamari kamzori hai,
Tumhe kah nahi pana hamari mazboori hai,
Tum kyo nahi samajte mari kamoshi ko,
kya kamoshi ko zubaan Dena zarori hai…..?

हुज़ूर हल कीजिये मेरा एक सवाल

2008-04-07T21:54:00.000-07:00

नेता अखरोट से बोले किसमिस लाल
हुज़ूर हल कीजिये मेरा एक सवाल
मेरा एक सवाल, समझ में बात न भरती
मुर्ग़ी अंडे के ऊपर क्यों बैठा करती
नेता ने कहा, प्रबंध शीघ्र ही करवा देंगे
मुर्ग़ी के कमरे में एक कुर्सी डलवा देंगे

मार लिया क्या तीर......?

2008-04-07T21:52:00.000-07:00

ठाकुर ठर्रा सिंह से बोले आलमगीर
पहुँच गये वो चाँद पर, मार लिया क्या तीर?
मार लिया क्या तीर, लौट पृथ्वी पर आये
किये करोड़ों ख़र्च, कंकड़ी मिट्टी लाये
'काका', इससे लाख गुना अच्छा नेता का धंधा
बिना चाँद पर चढ़े, हजम कर जाता चंदा

बस में थी

2008-04-04T04:46:00.000-07:00

बस में थी भीड़और धक्के ही धक्के,यात्री थे अनुभवी,और पक्के ।पर अपने बौड़म जी तोअंग्रेज़ी मेंसफ़र कर रहे थे,धक्कों में विचर रहे थे ।भीड़ कभी आगे ठेले,कभी पीछे धकेले ।इस रेलमपेलऔर ठेलमठेल में,आगे आ गएधकापेल में ।और जैसे ही स्टाप परउतरने लगेकण्डक्टर बोला-ओ मेरे सगे !टिकिट तो ले जा !बौड़म जी बोले-चाट मत भेजा !मैं बिना टिकिट केभला हूँ, सारे रास्ते तोपैदल ही चला हूँ ।

तलब होती है बावली

2008-04-04T04:43:00.000-07:00

तलब होती है बावली,क्योंकि रहती है उतावली।बौड़म जी नेसिगरेट ख़रीदीएक जनरल स्टोर से,और फ़ौरन लगा लीमुँह के छोर से।ख़ुशी में गुनगुनाने लगे,और वहीं सुलगाने लगे।दुकानदार ने टोका,सिगरेट जलाने से रोका-श्रीमान जी!मेहरबानी कीजिए,पीनी है तो बाहर पीजिए।बौड़म जी बोले-कमाल है,ये तो बड़ा गोलमाल है।पीने नहीं देतेतो बेचते क्यों हैं?दुकानदार बोला-इसका जवाब यों हैकि बेचते तो हम लोटा भी हैं,और बेचते जमालगोटा भी हैं,अगर इन्हें ख़रीदकरआप हमें निहाल करेंगे,तो क्या यहींउनका इस्तेमाल करेंगे?

makan ko pakar ke rakhna

2008-04-02T21:48:00.000-07:00

Ek sharabi ne bahut zyada sharab pee le. Jab woh ghar aaya to uss ne jeb se chabi nikali aur tala ko kholney laga.
Haath kaapne ke wajha se chabi kabhi idhar hat jati kabhi udhar hat jati, ek admi pass se guzra toh sharabi ne usey bataya ki tala nahi khul rahi hai.
Uss shaks ne sharabi ke pass ja kar kaha, “lao chabi tala main khol deta hoon”
Aur phir sharabee ne kaha, “Tala toh main hi kholonga bas tum makan ko pakar ke rakhna”

Naak saaf karlo.....

2008-04-02T21:41:00.000-07:00

Ek ladki apny boy friend ke saath nayi garri main long drive per jaa rahi thi achanak raastey mein larki kehnay lagi…..“suno ! kya tum ek haath se garri chala saktay ho?”

Kyu nahi.. ladke ne bade fakher se garden akraaii…
Aur phir larki ne aahista se kaha, “Toh phir doosray haath se apni naak saaf karlo”

फेमिली प्रॉब्लम................

2008-04-01T01:40:00.000-07:00

दो व्यक्ति एक बार में बैठे थे ......एक ने कहा ...." यार.... बहुत फेमिली प्रॉब्लम है "..दुसरा व्यक्ति : तु पहले मेरी सुन........ मैंने एक विधवा महिला से शादीकी जिसके एक लड़की थी ... कुछ दिनों बाद पता चला कि मेरे पिताजी को उसविधवा महिला कि पुत्री से प्यार है ....और उन्होने इस तरह मेरी ही लड़कीसे शादी कर ली ... अब मेरे पिताजी मेरे दामाद बन गए और मेरी बेटी मेरीमाँ बन गयी....और मेरी ही पत्नी मेरी मेरी नानी हो गयी !! ज्यादाप्रॉब्लम तब हुई जब जब मेरे लड़का हुआ ..अब मेरा लड़का मेरी माँ का भाईहो गया तो इस तरह मेरा मामा हो गया ....... परिस्थिति तो तब ख़राब हुई जबमेरे पिताजी को लड़का हुआ ....मेरे पिताजी का लड़का यानी मेरा भाई मेराही नवासा हो गया और इस तरह मैं स्वयम का ही दादा हो गया और स्वयम का हीपोता बन गया और तू कहता है कि तुज्हे फेमिली प्रॉब्लम है "

Romantic Shayari

2008-03-31T23:10:00.000-07:00

Pyaar kamjor dil se kiya nahi ja sakta,Zeher Dushman se liya nahi ja sakta,Dil mein basi hai ulfat jis pyar kius ke bina jiya nahi ja sakta.Saath rehte rehte yuhin waqt guzar jayegaDoor hone ke baad kaun kise yaad aayegaJee lo ye pal jab humsath haikal ka kya pata, waqt kahan le jayega ......................

Shadi se Pehle ...

2008-03-30T22:52:00.000-07:00

A sher is getting married in jungle. There is a big bash and all animals are dancing to the tune of loud music being played. In a corner a chooha too is dancing. He is asked,
"Are bhai choohe, aap kyu nach rahe ho?" "
Mere chote bhai ki shadi hai....Nachunga Nahin? "
"Sher kabse aapka bhai hone laga?"
"Shadi se pehle main bhi sher tha!", replied chooha.

Fevr8

2008-03-30T22:47:00.000-07:00

TUSI bade hi gr8 ho,
RASGULLE ki pl8 ho,
PEPSI ka cr8 ho,
ANDE ka oml8 ho,
SMS KARANE ME bade le8 ho,
JALEBI ki tarah stra8 ho,
KHER jo bhi ho mere fevr8 ho...!

Joota nahin maartay

2008-03-28T22:47:00.000-07:00

Hum doston ko bohut buri saza dete hain,
Wah wah..!!
Irshad Irshaad..!!
Hum doston ko bohut buri saza dete hain,
Joota nahin maartay,busMoza sungha dete hain…

Mujhey docter ne uthaya nurse main kahan daM tha

2008-03-28T22:40:00.001-07:00

Aray hamain to apnon ne lota gheron mein kahan dum tha
Meri haddy thi wahan tooti jahan hospital band tha,
Mujhay jis ambolence mein dala uska petrol khatam tha,
mujhay rakshay main is liye bithaya Q K is ka fare kum tha,
Mujhey docter ne uthaya nurse main kahan daM tha,
Mujhe jiS beD per litaya is k nichay bomb tha,
Mujhey to bomb se uraya, goli main kahan dam tha
or mujhe sarak per dafnaya Q K us din,Qabristan main function tha

Ehsaas Aab tak hai

2008-03-28T22:29:00.000-07:00

Hotho se jo choo liya, Ehsaas Aab tak hai,

Aankhe Nam hai, Aur sanso mein Aag aab tak hain…Aur kyo na ho… Khayi Bhi to “HARI Mirchi…”-hai

Scooter manga.. Car di

2008-03-28T22:18:00.000-07:00

Khuda se Scooter manga.. Car di....
Apartment manga.. bangla diya.....
dost manga to tumhain diya..Khuda ne is bar aisa zulm kyoun kia ???