Romantic Shayari

Pyaar kamjor dil se kiya nahi ja sakta,Zeher Dushman se liya nahi ja sakta,Dil mein basi hai ulfat jis pyar kius ke bina jiya nahi ja sakta.Saath rehte rehte yuhin waqt guzar jayegaDoor hone ke baad kaun kise yaad aayegaJee lo ye pal jab humsath haikal ka kya pata, waqt kahan le jayega ......................

Shadi se Pehle ...

A sher is getting married in jungle. There is a big bash and all animals are dancing to the tune of loud music being played. In a corner a chooha too is dancing. He is asked,
"Are bhai choohe, aap kyu nach rahe ho?" "
Mere chote bhai ki shadi hai....Nachunga Nahin? "
"Sher kabse aapka bhai hone laga?"
"Shadi se pehle main bhi sher tha!", replied chooha.

Fevr8

TUSI bade hi gr8 ho,
RASGULLE ki pl8 ho,
PEPSI ka cr8 ho,
ANDE ka oml8 ho,
SMS KARANE ME bade le8 ho,
JALEBI ki tarah stra8 ho,
KHER jo bhi ho mere fevr8 ho...!

Joota nahin maartay

Hum doston ko bohut buri saza dete hain,
Wah wah..!!
Irshad Irshaad..!!
Hum doston ko bohut buri saza dete hain,
Joota nahin maartay,busMoza sungha dete hain…

Mujhey docter ne uthaya nurse main kahan daM tha

Aray hamain to apnon ne lota gheron mein kahan dum tha
Meri haddy thi wahan tooti jahan hospital band tha,
Mujhay jis ambolence mein dala uska petrol khatam tha,
mujhay rakshay main is liye bithaya Q K is ka fare kum tha,
Mujhey docter ne uthaya nurse main kahan daM tha,
Mujhe jiS beD per litaya is k nichay bomb tha,
Mujhey to bomb se uraya, goli main kahan dam tha
or mujhe sarak per dafnaya Q K us din,Qabristan main function tha

Ehsaas Aab tak hai

Hotho se jo choo liya, Ehsaas Aab tak hai,

Aankhe Nam hai, Aur sanso mein Aag aab tak hain…Aur kyo na ho… Khayi Bhi to “HARI Mirchi…”-hai

Scooter manga.. Car di

Khuda se Scooter manga.. Car di....
Apartment manga.. bangla diya.....
dost manga to tumhain diya..Khuda ne is bar aisa zulm kyoun kia ???